Ok, I don’t loathe Madonna, not completely. She is a legend of my generation, and I will always count The Immaculate Collection as one of the best albums of all time, and one of the few albums I have memorized from start to finish. But this photo, taken at the Vanity Fair Oscar party, was extremely distressing. First of all, she is TOO OLD to be wearing see-through lace dresses. There is this saying… “Grow old gracefully.” Can someone pass it on to Madonna? The second issue is her daughter. First of all, why is she being dragged out to this party? Secondly, she is not dressed appropriately for her age. There is way too much skin on show. She is fifteen! (Or maybe 16. But same difference.)
Oh yes, and quick comment on the makeup. Lourdes is wearing so much she looks like a drag queen, and Madonna looks like she’s had 8 plastic surgery ops since I last saw a photo of her. They are trying to look the same age. That poor child is going to be a basket case when she grows up.
Image from Jason Tells It Like It Is. Sorry Jason, I know you are a fan…































