Versace, are you kidding me?!?! This is one of the worst shows I have ever reviewed in my entire life. Bad on an epic scale. Imagine Avril Lavigne decided to design a collection of outfits for strippers but no outfit could cost more than $40 so everything had to be cheap, cheap, cheap! So she used the cheapest looking pleather she could find, but added a bit of her punk signature, in the form of studs and hideous punk graffiti on tees. Got the idea? If that was the case, I’d say well done, you have succeeded. But this isn’t Avril Lavigne for Strippers’r'Us. This is Versace, which is supposed to be a luxury brand, which is supposed to have this amazing legacy, and which is supposed to design things that someone other than a broke stripper would want to buy (and let’s face it, most strippers make more than bloggers, even fashion writers, AND they have much better taste than this.) This was so bad, I had to comment on ten outfits, which is a lot since my reviews normally only include about five. Here we go… the Versace Fall 2013 DISASTER…
I loathe…
when something is so tacky I can’t even articulate the words to describe just how tacky it is.
that this looks like tacky punk gear you’d find in a store where everything is less than $20.
cheap pleather dresses. And if this isn’t pleather, it is just as bad, because when leather looks like pleather, it may as well just be pleather.
that there aren’t regulations about how a designer can use fur. Because no animal deserves to die and be made into THIS.
a dress that looks like someone projectile vomited zebra print and shiny stuff onto a model’s body.
any outfit that makes the model look like a Russian prostitute.
Versace… are you fucking kidding me?!?!
that this whole collection looks like a collaboration with Avril Lavigne.
an epic red carpet disaster in the making.
that this duo almost reduced me to tears.
All images from Vogue.com.
