While this was a boring red carpet, it was also a good one. Very few distressing outfits here, most people looked pretty decent, which is a good thing since it takes them months to prepare for this. And in case you are wondering, Versace won.
Kate Hudson in Versace. If anyone can get away with a slutty dress like this, its her.
Ruth Wilson in Prada. A classy dress in an unusual colour, this looks nice.
Naomi Watts in Gucci. Not exactly ground breaking or even interesting, but at least she looks nice.
Lupita Nyong’o in Giambattista Valli. This is an actress who knows how to stand out.
Lorde in Narciso Rodriguez. One of the few times I approve of crop top on the red carpet.
Kerry Washington in Mary Katrantzou. Great cut and fabric, this looks stunning.
Kate Beckinsale in Elie Saab. Boring, but she is smiling and she looks pretty. That’s enough to make it good sometimes.
Julianne Moore in Givenchy Couture. This might actually be my favourite dress of the Golden Globes red carpet. It is perfect couture.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Narciso Rodriguez. Another completely forgettable dress, but I’ll take boring and attractive over exciting eyesore any day.
Jessica Chastain in Versace. The main reason why Versace “won” this read carpet is quantity, but some of their dresses, like this one, were quality, too.
Helen MIrren in Dolce & Gabbana. God damn if I look like her at 69 I will be freaking thrilled.
Gwyneth Paltrow in Michael Kors. Every single one of her outfits screams “I exercise non-stop and do depressing detoxes so my body looks as perfect as this.”
Felicity Jones in Christian Dior. I like a big, classy ballgown from time to time.
Emma Stone in Lanvin. Nice to see a woman in pants on the red carpet.
Diane Kruger in Emilia Wickstead. Does this woman ever look bad?
Claire Danes in Valentino. It’s a bit busy for my liking but she wears it well.
Cindy Crawford in Versace. Hard to imagine her not making Versace look good.
Amy Adams in Versace. Another completely forgettable dress, but I’d rather look good and be forgotten than be remembered for looking like crap.
Allison Williams in Armani Prive. Love these layers of horizontal pleats.
Tina Fey in Armani Privé and Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney. Are they both trying to add ten pounds with these dresses?
Sienna Miller in Miu Miu. Yikes! What happened to her??
Selma Hayek Pinault in Alexander McQueen. You are married to a bazillionaire who has owns some of the best designer brands in the world, and you choose a white strapless dress???? Lame, because it is such a boring choice and lame, because this is not how Alexander McQueen should be represented on the red carpet.
Rosamund Pike in Vera Wang. Those cut outs are just wrong.
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Miu Miu. The fabric, cut, and colour of this dress aren’t doing her any favours.
Keira Knightley in Chanel. Probably the tackiest dress on the red carpet, made ten times worse by the matching bag.
Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad. Does anyone still care about her?
Jennifer Aniston in Saint Laurent. Yes, Jennifer Aniston. In Saint Laurent. Let’s forget for a moment how boring this dress is, and reflect on the fact that Mr. Hedi I’m-too-cool-for-everyone Slimane has allowed Jennifer Aniston to wear one of this dresses on the red carpet???
Jane Fonda in Versace. Just because you are over fifty and smoking hot, doesn’t mean you have to wear dresses like this. It looks like you are trying too hard.
Amanda Peet in J Mendel. Tried to find a flattering angle on this dress. Failed.
Images from Fashionista.