Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, and Jennifer Lopez (from left to right) all showing off massive side bum.
I wonder if Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, and Beyonce knew that their stylists called each other last weekend and said “Hey, let’s all put our clients in heinous side bum dresses so they look like a sequin monster vomitted over their naked bodies!” Last night’s Met Costume Institute Gala was a bad day for underwear companies, as it appears not many people were wearing any. But other than that, there were a few nice dresses, and a few ugly ones.
Helen Mirren in Dolce & Gabbana. Does this woman EVER look bad??
Rita Ora in Tom Ford. This loks very tasteful, a nice change for her.
Kate Hudson in Michael Kors. It’s boring but nice, and that is a good thing sometimes.
Julianne Moore in Givenchy Couture. This was one of Givenchy’s wins on the red carpet (whereas the side bum dresses were LOSERS.)
Jessica Hart in Valentino. Look! It IS possible to look beautiful without showing off skin and cleavage and side bum!
Cher in Marc Jacobs. I’m surprised to see her on my list of loves but she looks fantastic, and I’m not going to deny it.
Carey Mulligan in Balenciaga. She almost always looks good. Why can’t other celebrities manage this?
Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy. Lovely!
Alexa Chung in Erdem. I can’t believe I’m loving Alexa Chung but there is no denying she looks amazing in this outfit.
Sarah Jessica Parker in H&M and the most ridiculous head piece in the world.
Solange Knowles in Giles Deacon. She looks like an alien mannequin.
Sienna Miller in Thakoon. Girl, you forgot your top.
Rihanna in Gui Pei. The only thing that was good about this was the memes.
Miley Cyrus in Alexander Wang. Miley, I dare you just once to try and leave the house without exposing an offenging amount of skin.
Kim Kardashian in Roberto Cavalli. You saw the side bum above, now here is the front view. It is frankly terrifying. Can someone please send her some underwear?
Karen Elson in Dolce & Gabbana. Way to look 20 years older than you are, Karen.
Grace Coddington in pyjamas. I’m a huge fan of nightwear but not on the red carpet.
Dakota Johnson in Chanel Couture. I’m less concerned about the fact that Dakota Johnson looks like a stripper off duty, I’m more concerned about the fact that THIS IS CHANEL COUTURE?!?!?
Cara Delevingne in Stella McCartney. Just because you are a model, doesn’t mean you can get away with dressing like an idiot. Especially if you always look like you are in a bad mood.
Anne Hathaway in Ralph Lauren. Lose the hood, honey.
Beyonce in Givenchy. Another side bum car crash.
Jennifer Lopez in Atelier Versace. I wish I was standing next to the red carpet throwing underwear at the celebrities as they walked by. By the looks of it, a lot of them need it.
Images from Vogue.com