I’m never one to miss an opportunity to criticize Agyness Deyn, so here’s my review of NAAG, her new online magazine: boring. It is a shopping page meets Daily Candy. Although, if I am perfectly honest, it’s probably not such a bad thing to be friends with Aggy, as she makes sure that all of her friends and family get on her tacky bandwagon. First it was Henry Holland, whose hideous collections we have to stomach season after season because he…is friends with Aggy. Then it’s her sister’s t-shirt collaboration with Uniqlo. Now it is a online magazine with her friend Fiona.
The above image (tacky collage might better describe it) is from their “Who we are” page. Does anyone want to take fashion advice from girls who wear plain tees, denim cut-offs, and hideous shoes? Personally, I’d rather have Anna Wintour tell me what to wear, at least she has an impressive wardrobe.
Who’d like to suggest Aggy’s next friend/family collaboration? How about an ugly underwear collection in partnership with her Dad? Or a collection of books, written with her first grade English teacher? She’s already been in a band, but maybe she could start another one…fronting it with a bunch of skinny English boys she has slept with? Any other ideas?
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