Primark jewelry: super cheap, very fun, and you don;t have to worry if it gets ruined at the beach.

I was approached a few weeks ago by a company asking me to write a guest post on their handbag blog. The company, Handbag Heaven, sells inexpensive handbags. My initial thoughts were, no thanks, I only like luxury bags. But then I had a look through their site, and I realized, not everything I have in my wardrobe is luxury, and not everything I aspire to have is luxury. Firstly, I can’t afford to buy all my clothes and accessories from a luxury brand. Secondly, I am very careful with my expensive and favorite pieces of clothing, and sometimes it is nice to have something that you don’t have to worry about losing or ruining. Also, when I am not sure about a new item or trend, and I prefer to try the fast fashion version before I decide whether I want to invest big bucks to buy a designer version.

So I got thinking about the pieces in my wardrobe that are designer, and the pieces that aren’t. And I realized there was a trend going on… I tend to splash out on products like shoes, every day handbags, skin products, coats, and classic clothing items, and rarely spend money on items like evening bags and jeans. So I have compiled a list of the clothing and accessory items that I think aren’t worth spending your hard earned cash on. Save it for your dream shoes and a great winter coat instead.

Eliza clutch bag.

Fun handbags: My most-used handbags are classic ones, usually bought from luxury brands because I want them to last a long time. But sometimes I want something fun to hold my phone, keys, and credit card when I go out.  Because this is a bag that usually only gets taken out three or four times a year at most (I have ten versions of this “fun” evening bag, some vintage, some new) it is not worth investing in an expensive piece.

Handbag Heaven sent me this Eliza clutch bag (image above) as a gift, and it is a perfect “fun evening bag.” The unique colour means it probably won’t get much wear, but it is a great piece that works with my black wardrobe. And it is big. Not BIG, but big enough so you can comfortably fit your smartphone, keys, small wallet, and a few other bits. Most of my vintage clutch bags are too small to fit my Blackberry. Handbag Heaven has given me a second version of the Eliza clutch, which is my first ever GIVEAWAY. Click here to find out how to win the bag!

Uniqlo jeans. Please open a store in Vancouver. Please!

Jeans. There are probably a lot of people who disagree with me on this, but I don’t see the point in spending a lot of money on jeans, when there are TONS of brands who do great jeans for less than $100 (and I don’t really think this was the case 8-10 years ago, when all the designer denim brands started hitting the market.)  The most I’ll spend is around $100 on a pair of Lee jeans, but other than that, I go to Uniqlo, who do amazing jeans, with a great fit, for less than $50 a pair. Gap and Topshop are also good options.

Club Monaco jewelry: looks good, and it won;t break the bank.

Summer Jewelry. I have mentioned this before in my Travel Tips, but I really don’t like traveling with expensive jewelry. It makes me nervous. Once I was going through security and the woman made me take off my giant Hermès Chaîne d’Ancre necklace. She was giving me the “no, no, no” look. I nearly had a heart attack, as I clearly was not leaving my Hermès necklace in Oslo. I explained to her that the necklace was for sale IN GENEVA AIRPORT, so therefore could not be a security threat. She went off to speak to her boss, which made me extremely nervous because the necklace left my sight, but I eventually got it back. The nuisance of having to rebook a flight from Oslo, or get to Sweden and fly from there, with my necklace, was enough to make me decide that when I travel, the expensive jewelry stays in the safe. So, when I want accessorize for the beach or hot holidays, I buy cheap jewelry that I don’t have to worry about.

New Look wood wedges, for walking from hotel room to beach.

Summer Shoes. I like to wear wedges when I go to pool/beach/park summer events and I don’t like to wreck expensive shoes. Espadrilles and wood or cork sandals are not worth spending a lot of money on. Sandals have little material on them, so it is not the end of the world if they aren’t made of leather. Save your shoe dollars for amazing winter boots.

Old Navy workout pants. Only 20 bucks!

Workout Gear. Aside from a good pair of running shoes, I can’t bring myself to spend money on workout clothes.  You can get a whole workout outfit from Old Navy for less than a $100. Why spend $400 on a track jacket then?

Read my guest post on Handbag Heaven here.

Dear Holts,

I had some very pleasant surprises yesterday when I came in, as well as a few disappointments. I was in a bad mood after work so didn’t want to enter in the shoe department, in fear I could leave potentially feeling worse. I could see some fabulous shoes that were out of my price range, which would not help to feel any better, or, worse, I could see no fabulous shoes at all. In fear of the latter, I went to your lingerie department.

Well Holts, judging by your lingerie department, your customer’s average age must be 65. You should call it your bathrobe department, because that is really what it is, with a few bras and panties and tights. The brand selection was pretty dull, including La Perla, Elle MacPherson, D&G, Lejaby, Donna Karan, and Chantelle (I have the BEST Chantelle lingerie story ever, see the end of the blog.) DKNY tights took up a full wall of prime space, wool tights shouldn’t exactly be the focus of a luxury lingerie department. And there was robes and nighties, robes and nighties, and robes and nighties.

Bathrobe department at Holts, with a bit of predictable D&G leopard print.

You also had another Canadian favourite, a selection of a basic piece in every colour of the rainbow (see Field Trip to Metrotown, Old Navy) this time things by Hanky Panky.

Hanky Panky thongs in every colour of the rainbow. Not so sure about the yellow...

I’ll admit there were a few nice pieces, the lacey Spanx were much better than the crotchless bicycle shorts the brand is usually known for (another great story to tell there…another day), a few nice Donna Karan bras reasonably priced at 89 dollars, and some a few bits of Stella McCartney and D&G (but why is it always the leopard print D&G? There are things in the D&G collection that ARENT leopard print you know…)

Crotchless bicycle shorts by Spanx

So really all you need is a few bits from some fantastic brands so that people like me can go in and treat myself tom something nice. Here is what I suggest, a bit of Princesse Tam Tam, Kiki de Montparnasse, Chantal Thomass, and Wondervoll.

This brand is so underrated.

Kiki de Montparnasse, sounds French but they are actually American.

Beautiful and totally affordable.

Possibly the only cool German lingerie brand.

I could suggest a few more, but I think you would need to start paying me for that…

And by the way, your staff were fantastic. That is one thing you can count on Canada is good customer service. (In case any readers are retailers in the UK, this word may be unfamiliar for you, so the definition of customer service is “the provision of SERVICE to customers before, during and after a purchase” Wikipedia)

As I was leaving I noticed that you were selling Peachoo + Krejberg. Well done Holts! What a fantastic brand, very edgy, but beautiful, and not mainstream at all! That was a very pleasant surprise. I will have a proper look around the womenswear after I’ve hit shoes, sometime very soon, and now you’ve given me something to look forward to!

Peachoo + Krejberg, a very mysterious brand...they don't even have a website.

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OK, the Chantelle Lingerie story…This happened when I was teaching at Central Saint Martins over the summer. I had a student from a Middle Eastern country, I won’t say which one, but it wasn’t one of the ones known for its giant luxury malls, nor one in full conflict. I’ll try and re-create the conversation as best I can.

Here is the situation, each student has been assigned a catwalk show, and they need to present a short report on it. My student was given Burberry.

Student: I am sorry, I am not familiar with this brand, Burberry?
Me: Uhhh, sorry?!?!?!?!?!?!
Student: We don’t have this brand in my country.
Me: You MUST have this brand in your country, this brand is in every country.
Student: No, we don’t have many brands, we only have one mall.
Me: Yes, but you should know Burberry, or at least you would have seen Burberry if you had read a fashion magazine. ANY FASHION MAGAZINE.
Student: No, no, never seen it.
Me: You must have. Ok, do you have Chanel, because if you have Chanel you probably have Burberry. And EVERYONE has Chanel.
Student: Yes, we have Chanel, but only the bras.
Me: They don’t make bras…
Student: Oh, sorry, I meant Chantelle. We have Chantelle, not Chanel.
Me: Please don’t tell me you have just confused Chanel and Chantelle.
I then needed to take a breather.

Jason and I did a little field trip to Metrotown yesterday. I haven’t been there in about 15 years, so I figured I should have a look at one of Greater Vancouver’s biggest shopping centres.

I wasn’t expecting much, so I was pleased to find a few interesting shops and brands amongst a lot of boring, repetitive fashion.

I know it is holiday season and winter, but I don’t understand why every store insists on stocking seas of sequined dresses and big wool coats. That is not all we wear in winter.

Black BCBG dress and Blue

Black dress by BCBG and blue dress by Urban Behaviour.

Red coat by Bebe and check bomber by Urban Behaviour.

A terrifying sequined window display at Mariposa, although what can one expect..

Another disappointment is the merchandising. I can understand cheap stores piling as many sequined dresses as possible onto one rail, but when those dresses are 100 dollars or more, shouldn’t they keep some of them in the stock room? It doesn’t add much value to a product when you see another 20 of the same thing on the rail. And who wants to browse through rails that are so jammed with goods you can’t even get an item out without yanking another four pieces with it?

Bebe store: this is not the way to sell 100 dollar cardigans.

Another Metrotown favorite (particularly at Old Navy) was displays of one boring item in WAY too many colours. Ok, we like having our basic tee in black, and white, and maybe grey. But we don’t need it in every bloody colour of the rainbow.

Rainbow displays of boring basics at Old Navy (although not nearly as boring as the stuff in the background.)

I was also surprised to see the Guess Jeans store. I remember Guess as a denim brand in the 90s with sexy, big lip blond models and that fab triangle logo at the back. It then because desperately unfashionable, and yet now they seem to have revived themselves a bit. The only problem is, they are still unfashionable. Their store is full of slutty sequined dresses (like everyone else) and boring jeans. I wish they would put that logo triangle back onto the back pockets, then we could wear them as retro pieces. I say bring back Jordache as well!

One last thing before I get to the good parts…

I noticed both Jacob and Gap were selling fragrances. Am I wrong to think this is weird? I mean, almost everyone can afford designer fragrance these days, they are totally accessible, entry-level luxury products. So who would buy fragrance from the Gap? The packaging suggests that the product is quite “classy” but if you want something classy, you go designer. I am a fan of Gap they do great basics, and I have a bag of theirs, and probably some jeans too. But I don’t understand their mentality behind launching fragrance, they should put their energies towards something more interesting, like more of those cool pop up stores, or organic jeans, or more designer collaborations. Something their customers, who are probably mostly middle class and up, would want to buy. Not fragrance please.

Now to the good stuff.

My first trip to Forever 21 was not as exciting as I’d hoped, but they were definitely a step above  the other fast fashion retailers in the mall. Banana Republic had these amazing white t-shirts on sale, I bought 3. Nothing beats a great white t-shirt (note I didn’t need or buy one in every single colour of the rainbow.)

The perfect wide V-neck, long, and thin cotton white tee.

Zara’s patent red high tops were the coolest shoe in the mall. By the way, one fast fashion retailer who has got merchandising down pat is Zara. Bebe should follow their lead, rather than making things looks cheaper than they are (Bebe) make everything look more expensive (Zara.)

Nice!

And my latest brand discovery is JNBY. This is the closest thing we have to COS in Canada, their cuts and designs were unique, interesting, and reasonably priced. I don’t know about quality, but I’ll report after I buy something (which is bound to happen soon.)

The first thing we noticed is the visual merchandising. All the garments are suspended from the ceiling, rather than using rails.

Some images from www.jnby.ca, not recent collections, but still very interesting.

Now to the shoe department at Holts…